Your pet has one request of you.
Owner,
Hey. I hate to bother you about this, but it must be said. Please stop making up random nicknames for me. I know you think it’s cute, but it’s not.
I am only a pet, not a human. You confuse me with all the names. I never know which one to respond to.
If this doesn’t stop I will continue to ignore you. Sorry for any grievance this may cause. I don’t mean to hurt your feelings, but we have to be honest with one another.
Sincerely,
Kitty, just plain Kitty