This was just funny to write.
Write a recipe for the world’s most expensive cocktail, and give it a name.
This is a special drink. It takes 2 ounces of rum (top shelf!). A hint of orange liqueur (top shelf!). It’s all going to be top shelf, that should make it easier for you. If you’ve got a couple of ounces of courage, you’re going to need it as well. And dab a little melon flavored liqueur as well.
Make a couple of these and you’ll get anyone to talk. Actually, getting them to shut up will be your biggest issue. That’s the hard part.
Now, there’s a secret ingredient that I can’t tell you about… sorry. All I know is that some people say they see gold after this drink… Oh, and don’t forget your straw!